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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 01:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why can't I lose weight?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

John Isner now ranks where Carlos Alcaraz's win over Jannik Sinner sits in the best matches ever, 'I'm changing my tune' - The Tennis Gazette

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Do inmates experience boredom in jail? Can you provide an example of something an inmate might do for fun if they were bored?

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Utah’s quiet measles case: what happened and why officials stayed silent - KSLTV.com

Still no good

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection June patch notes - EventHubs

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Next, they tried...

What is the best way to get started using AI to make my own apps?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Is parental involvement in their daughters' marriages beneficial? Why or why not?

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.